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The fanboys were predictably pretty upset Tuesday over their hero John Durham going 0 for 2 in trials of Hillary’s foot soldiers. Check out this parade of tears from the top sites in the MAGAverse.

“Hmm, I wonder how many of the problems in DC would be solved by requiring all cases be tried in rural courts more than 300 miles from DC” – Gateway Pundit article top comment.

“For those saying ‘move the trials,’ it’s too late. There won’t be any more trials. 5-years after the first – and ONLY – actual attempted coup in US history, just one person was convicted of a low-level misdemeanor, allowed to pay a small fine and is already practicing law again barely a year after pleading guilty. What happened to Trump (and others) was EXPONENTIALLY worse than a two-bit burglary at the Watergate building. And yet, they’re going to get away with…they have gotten away with it which means they’re going to do it again” – Top comment on Daily Wire article.

“Until I see real justice in D.C. I will never trust the FBI or my government again. Only a spineless idiot would conclude that Trump was not set up. We watched the collusion in real time and saw just how the DOJ, the media, and the Democratic party were all tied at the hip. The left complains about Trump, yet they can watch their own party leaders do things 20 times worse and it seems okay to them. Thank goodness I serve a God who is not swayed by a ‘D’ or ‘R’ besides someone’s name and no one can escape His justice because we will all die someday” – Newsmax article top comment.

“It’s really not Durham’s fault. The jury decided innocent before it started. Trump is on trial to these people” – Top comment on RedState.com’s article, behind a paywall unless you use Disqus, lol.

“I said it from day one – Durham was leading a dog & pony show. America is no different than China or Russia – one set of rules for the elite, and another set of rules for the peasants” – Top comment on Breitbart’s article. Actually one of only two comments on the article, two hours after its publication because Breitbart just automatically picked up the story from the Associated Press wire and buried it from the front page rather than write their own. We had to search to find this one.

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