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Mohammed Bonesaw to skip summit due to health issue

Saudi dictator Mohammed Bonesaw on Sunday dropped out of a planned appearance at a regional summit in Algeria on November 1st on the advice of his doctors, spurring speculation that the murderous 37 year-old despot could be suffering from karma, the Associated Press reports.

Algeria’s state-run press service reported that Bonesaw called President Abdelmadjid Tebboun and “apologized for not being able to participate in the Arab Summit to be held on Nov. 1 in Algiers, in accordance with the recommendations of doctors who advise him not to travel. For his part, Mr. President said he understood the situation and regretted the impediment of the Crown Prince, His Highness the Emir Mohammed Bin Salman, expressing his wishes for his health and well-being.”

The Saudi state news service had said the same earlier while leaving out the part about Bonesaw’s health. The Royal Court later on Sunday issued a statement saying the doctors had advised against the travel due to “trauma” in the tyrant’s eardrum or eardrums. Hope it hurts.

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