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Sinners repents for worshipping Orange Antichrist

A sinner hath sought redemption in Georgia. Robert Sinners, a former acolyte in the Satanic death cult of MAGA-Ra, known for their fanatic devotion to the demonic and corpulent deity Donald Trump, has renounced his former faith and committed himself to the work of promoting the bare minimum of conduct in representative democracy by taking a job as spokesman for Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger’s office, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports.

“This far-flung election conversation has turned into the ultimate grift,” Sinners, who worked on the fake Trump 2020 Georgia electors scam before snapping after hearing Trump’s “Find 11,780 votes” call to Raffensperger. “As long as they can keep the grift going and keep these people sucked into their orbit, it’s going to be a fight that has to happen. And I want to be part of that fight against it.”

In all seriousness, this is probably mostly a good thing on balance. Yeah there’s the distinct possibility Sinners is full of shit and just finding a new angle, either for cynical career preservation – or worse, embedding himself as a MAGA fifth columnist. Then there’s also that, like Raffensperger, he’s still a conservative Republican and as such generally hostile to voter access. But beyond that, it’s an all too rare mirror of Q-evangelism, which is heavy on intros along the lines of “I used to be a liberal Democrat, but then what I saw about [insert wokeism, vaccines, elections, Jews etc here] opened my eyes to the truth.” The unfortunate truth is that people are going to need to be deprogrammed one way or another, much as we wish they would just simply fuck off and die (even though many have due to COVID). If Sinners can be shown the light, then others can too.

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