Kash Patel granted immunity to testify against Trump

Federal prosecutors investigating disgraced former President Trump’s theft of classified documents from the White House following his humiliating defeat to Joe Biden in the 2020 election have granted immunity to top minion and shitty children’s book author Kash Patel in exchange for his testimony, the Wall Street Journal reports. Since the great Mar-a-Lago raid on August 9th, Patel repeatedly publicly claimed that Donald had secretly declassified all the documents before he left office, only to plead the Fifth in testimony to a federal grand jury last month. Prosecutors had asked DC federal Judge Beryl Howell to force Patel to answer their questions, but Howell wouldn’t force Patel to testify without protection from his statements being used against him.

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