With the House shaking out to be a likely 219-216 GOP majority, cowardly cuck Kevin McCarthy can afford no more than a single defection in his quest to become Speaker, a proposition that is in flux at best while the Freedom Caucasians plot against him. It’s still early and a lot of shit is going to happen, but the House GOP could end up concluding that the soggy worm of an excuse for a man is their only realistic option when this is all said and done, just as all the shit talk from various Dems ended with yet another term with the gavel for Nancy Pelosi back in late 2020.

But Kevin McCarthy is not Nancy Pelosi. He’s not man enough to wear her pantsuits. It’s 218 votes to elect a Speaker, not whatever the majority of the majority is. Knowing this, and more importantly that she might not be able to sink her claws so easily into the scrotum of another would-be Speaker, the QAdulteress Marjorie Taylor Greene on Monday warned that Liz Cheney could end up with the gavel with support of all Dems plus just a handful of Republicans if the House GOP didn’t immediately quit fucking around and start rallying behind Kevin McCarthy.

“I actually think that’s a bad strategy when we’re looking at having a very razor-thin majority, with potentially 219 [seats], we’re talking about one vote,” said the soon-to-be-divorced white nationalist Congresswoman on convicted felon alcoholic Nazi Steve Bannon’s show on Monday, referring to reports of a speaker challenge by House Freedom Caucasian Andy Biggs. “The danger is this, do we want to watch a challenge for Speaker of the House simply because the ‘Never Kevin’ movement – just like we’ve seen a ‘Never Trump’ movement – do we want to see that challenge open the door to Nancy Pelosi handing the gavel to Liz Cheney?” the evil harlot added.

As many Americans (myself included) recently found out after the “Trump for Speaker” circlejerk over the last year, the Speaker of the House of Representatives need not actually be a current member of the House. It would certainly be a break from 233 years of precedent as there’s never been a Speaker who was not currently an elected representative, but they could do worse than a future former member who was up until last year part of the House GOP leadership.

The chatter about Speaker Liz Cheney began last week with sources telling the Washington Examiner that some Democrats were talking about it as simply a symbolic gesture to troll Kevin McCarthy. Now it percolates to the QAdulteress and Steve Bannon’s podcast audience as a lesson in the Streisand effect while Liz Cheney herself notably doesn’t come forward and say “No that’s a stupid idea, I’m going to go start a ‘Never Trump’ PAC and blah blah blah instead.”

So do Democrats – all of them, AOC and Ilhan Omar and the rest of the libs included – want to vote for Liz Cheney? Yeah, they probably would if Nancy told them to. Would Nancy Pelosi support Liz Cheney’s bid for Speaker? Yeah, probably. If Liz Cheney is serious about the idea then really the only thing standing in the way is whether or not they can whip one GOP vote. Might only be a matter of nailing down a handful of Republican noobs from Blue States who want to sell themselves as moderates to their constituents back home. It’s actually almost easier to see that happening than it is Kevin McCarthy getting 218 votes with all the criminals and mental patients in his caucus.