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John Solomon too much of a little bitch to just say it

Disgraced former Hill “reporter” John Solomon is too much of a scared little bitch to go full MAGA and say the Arizona gubernatorial election was “rigged in advance,” instead relying on a stupid misuse of “ironic” to carry that implication for him. The fanboys had freaked out in late October when local station Fox 10 accidentally aired a test graphic showing Hobbs winning in the vote total. As of Tuesday afternoon, nearly 24 hours after it was called, Hobbs leads Lake 1,269,578 to 1,251,713 votes, far closer than the 1,252,437 to 1,102,326 Hobbs lead shown on the graphic. So really the only thing they got right in the fuckup was a really rough estimate of the vote total and that Hobbs would win. Not sure what’s supposed to be “ironic” or “twisty” about that.

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