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Florida man arrested while enjoying fast food heist haul in Burger King men’s room stall after robbing kitchen staff using pair of pliers

A Florida man had it his way for a glorious few moments Friday before cops dethroned him for threatening staff with a pair of pliers and stealing food from a Burger King, Fox 13 reports.

The high sodium and saturated fat-fueled rampage began when Hubert Credit Jr, 50, entered the Burger King at 611 S Dale Mabry Highway in South Tampa and demanded free food. When staff told Credit to fuck off, he immediately produced a pair of pliers and started banging on the counter, knocking over a cash register. Instead of stealing cash from the register, Credit continued threatening the staff, and then grabbed an unspecified quantity of food from behind the counter.

Instead of leaving the premises, Credit went into a stall in the men’s room and began eating. Police arrived shortly thereafter and ordered Credit to exit the stall. He complied and was placed under arrest on a charge of robbery with a deadly weapon. No one was injured in the incident.

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