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Watch QAnon fans ignore story about Trump donor Peter Thiel getting injected with younger people’s plasma so he can live longer

Yeah this one’s not a close call. We already know the cult of Trump worshippers who believe Tom Hanks, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, and all the rest of them consume the blood of children they sacrificed in Satanic rituals are going to breeze right over this Inc.com story about MAGA billionaire Peter Thiel getting himself transfused with plasma from donors under age 25 as part of his quest to live forever. It’s not because the particular details of the donors being paid volunteers aren’t all that lurid or sensational by their standards at least. Since when have QAnon fans ever been afraid to make shit up? They could make it into an Rothschild family-financed underground human trafficking ring-supplied plasma farm faster than you can say “Do your own research” if they wanted to.

It’s also not because they’ll never actually see it. Of course they will. Even the deepest dregs of the MAGA QAnon internet still depend on the mainstream news media for material to feed their conspiracy bullshit. How would they have “known” that Jewish Space Lasers started forest fires in California if they didn’t know about the forest fires in the first place? We’re not saying you will definitely never find a post mentioning Thiel and plasma on Truth Social, GreatAwakening.win, or 8kun, but it’s on one of their influencers to pick it up and give it traction.

The reason why they won’t all comes down to plain old boring right wing hypocrisy. A gay Silicon Valley elitist vampire is a good guy because he supports Trump and similar far right scumbags like JD Vance and Blake Masters. He can get away with this objectively goddamned creepy bullshit while John Podesta has already been (figuratively) tried, convicted, and executed for consuming adrenochrome harvested from children because fuck you liberals. The QAnon dipshits are no different from the more “mainstream” right wingers who said Hillary Clinton was guilty of a crime for some supposedly careless handling of her official emails while Trump is innocent of literally stealing top secret classified government documents: Because fuck you liberals.

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