“But he has continued to work diligently to make out country and indeed the entire world better,” Republican North Carolina Congresswoman and member soon to inherit the mantle of the Stupidest Person in Congress, the 79-year-old Virginia Foxx, lauded on asparagus advocate and outgoing Republican Texas Congressman Louie Gohmert. “This highest compliment I think I can pay him is that he is a good man who has always sought to do good. Our country has been blessed by Louie Gohmert throughout his life, and I am sure he will continue to do good. I’ll miss you, Louie.”
We’ll miss you, too, Louie, for your sheer comic value. But we’re happy you’ll no longer be destroying our nation from inside the halls of Congress.