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QAnon asshole Marjorie Taylor Greene on Saturday told a young Republican event in Manhattan that the MAGA terrorists would’ve been victorious in the January 6th, 2021 insurrection if she and fellow white nationalist Steve Bannon had been in charge of them, the New York Post reports.

“I want to tell you something, if Steve Bannon and I had organized that, we would have won. Not to mention, we would’ve been armed,” said the racist conspiracy freak, who added “you can pick up a butt plug or a dildo at Target nowadays“ which we guess is her way of not very subtly letting her friends know what to get her for Christmas.

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