Categories
Uncategorized

Random thoughts Friday, Volume C

  • The Meadows Texts > Hunter’s laptop
  • Republicans:  It’s immoral to talk to children about LGBTQ people.  Also Republicans:  Marge should discuss buying dildos and butt plugs at a Young Republicans dinner.  For the children.
  • Trump’s NFT scam proves P.T. Barnum underestimated the pace at which suckers are born.  
  • Any rational, mature adult would be embarrassed by such a vainglorious depiction of themselves as those pictorials on Trump’s NFTs and would distance themselves from the product, unless it’s a parody which Trump’s isn’t.  Trump, of course, is not rational and mature.  He envisions himself as a superhero hybrid of Mussolini and Superman, with laser beams shooting out his eyes.  SuperTrumLini®.  
  • You could sub Colin Jost with/for Willie Geist and no one would be the wiser.
  • Snakes–my least favorite species on Earth, after MAGAts–have forked tongues because their olfactory glands are in the tips of their tongues and the forks at the tips allow them to smell in stereo, giving them an advantage when hunting prey.  They’re just armless, legless killing machines.
  • Speaking of Mussolini, Musk is turning out to be less of a Free Speech advocate and more of a NIMBY.  
  • I really like stoned, out-of-office John Boehner.  He’s the regular at your corner bar who would offer the bartender a joint as a tip.  Why is it Republicans who were once in leadership can be friendly, normalish people after they walk away, but their humanity must vacate their souls for their terms in office?
  • Lemon Oreos, still the favorite.  But the Toffee Crunch materialized in second place, leapfrogging the competition.
  • Elon Musk’s Twitter profile pic looks like the headshot of an actor hoping to play Mr. Belding in a Fox Nation streaming reboot of Saved By the Bell.
  • Finally got my bivalent booster today.  After all the medical fuckery that happened to me in the last year, I’m not taking chances with anything.  And neither should you!  Get the shot!
  • Saying Republican voter suppression efforts don’t exist because voters in Georgia and Arizona overcame them is like saying the Confederate States of America didn’t exist because the Union defeated it.  And we know how much Republicans cherish the Confederacy.
  • An argument could be made that this is RtF CI, not C.  But the (proposed) I was not an RtF, therefore not in the volumes but still canon.  I note this, of course, for the future generations who will study these missives at an RtFcon for their historical impact on some distant future date.  In some distant parallel galaxy.  
  • Think of this:  119 years ago tomorrow, humankind experienced the first flight of a powered and controlled heavier-than-air craft.  This week, humankind created a controlled nuclear fusion ignition for the first time.  That happened in four generations.  What will our great-grandchildren see?
  • Wearing a new brand of underwear is a little like a blind date:  most times, you can tell immediately if it was not meant to be.
  • Joe Biden’s track record to date is a pretty remarkable set of accomplishments, but getting the Respect for Marriage Act passed with GOP support is a sign of his leadership.  (And PS:  It was about time, America!)
  • I really hope the FBI agents who hand the upcoming indictments to the individual members of the Trump cabal take good quality cameras with them to record the expression on people’s faces.  And I really hope those faces include Ron Johnson, Ted Cruz, Andy Biggs, Scott Perry, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Paul Gosar, Rudy Giuliani, The Kraken, and Junior (list not complete).  And I hope Aaron Rupar’s Twitter account is reactivated so he can post a loop of their shocked mugs.
  • One hundred is a lot of random thoughts, and no, I haven’t counted the total number.  But it seems only fit to thank two people in particular for getting to the centenary:  Spartan, for creating this place to be informative, mad, excited, angered and (hopefully) entertaining.  And my ever-supportive and beautiful wife, Mrs. Jack, for being indulgent and helpful on Friday and every other day; she literally makes these possible.  Finally, to you readers, thank you.  It’s fun reading your feedback and comments, and seeing that one or two bullet points may have made people think about something makes me smile.  It’s because of you that we create RtF and the rest, and we truly appreciate your continuing support. 
  • So who brought the cake?

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

LISTEN LIVE: Old Fat Saggle’s “press gaggle”

3 hours ago

Trump Regime to allow Russian oil tanker to dock in Cuba

6 hours ago

Suck it libs! Overall average price per barrel still lower under Trump!

13 hours ago

Orange Idiot picks up another clusterfuck to add to failure workload

14 hours ago

Iranians destroy $300 million US Air Force AWACS plane

14 hours ago

Idolator cult invokes Bible verse to maintain rote deception

15 hours ago

Regime readying ground invasion of Iran: Washington Post

1 day ago

The most reliable sign the MAGA scumbags are feeling scared

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: No Kings 3.0

1 day ago

California federal judge halts mega-MAGA TV affiliates’ merger

2 days ago

Well Western civilization ended last year soooo…

2 days ago

“Stop the Steal” dipshit convicted of voter fraud in Wisconsin court

2 days ago

“Strait of Trump”

2 days ago

Tired old failure rambles through terrible speech: Watch live

2 days ago

Federal judge tosses Regime v Minnesota on in-state tuition

2 days ago

Jaydee thinks aliens are demons that take the form of aliens

2 days ago

WINNING: Stocks now more affordable!

2 days ago

Donald signs order to pay TSA agents

2 days ago

Sony Playstation 5 gets discounted negative $100

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange Bovine convenes only the most loyal farmers

2 days ago

Dems “drunk at the wheel in protecting taxpayer dollars from systemic fraud” said Minnesota Republican, months before DWI

2 days ago

Iranians hacked K$H’s boring old personal emails

2 days ago

Breitbart evidently outraged over TSA agents getting paid

2 days ago

Miriam Adelson school sued after six year-old molested by older girl

3 days ago

Consumer sentiment sucks again: University of Michigan survey

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Schlappdick’s fan-con, Day 2

3 days ago

Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick seriously facing expulsion

3 days ago

US officials say about a third of Iranian missiles destoyed

3 days ago

Pam Bondi slips in casual lie into larger falsehood to Fox viewers

3 days ago

Missouri MAGA Congressman pulls reelection filing paperwork

3 days ago

🚨 BREAKING: Savannah Guthrie returning to morning show 🚨

3 days ago

Orange Tyrant “just bored and wants to move on” from Iran war

3 days ago

Host of terrible podcast mocks Trump’s Iran strategy

3 days ago

Senate “voice-votes” funding most of DHS

3 days ago

Trump admits he could’ve just ordered TSA agents paid weeks ago

3 days ago

Jessica Tarlov conveniently benched for Trump call-in day

3 days ago

Orange Antichrist to add signature to all US currency

3 days ago

TACO man moves back hard deadline again

3 days ago

Government censors hideous, malformed skin appendage

3 days ago

Former Massachusetts cop shot by ex-coworker acquitted

3 days ago

Judge tosses Ketamine Brain v Twitter Ad Boycotters

3 days ago

CPAC incel fan-con Day 1: Watch Live

3 days ago

Cooper 49 – Whatley 41 in North Carolina: poll

3 days ago

Regime offering $3 million and asylum for info on Haitian gangs

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Decaying corpse holds cabinet meeting

4 days ago

IOC bans trans athletes from female sports

4 days ago

Kamala Harris packs schedule with fundraisers across South

4 days ago

Rising MAGA star all in on tweets boosting GOP midterm prospects

4 days ago

Rural Nevada county GOP chair vows to “fight, fight, fight 100 percent, very much like Trump” against Trump DOJ “witch hunt”

4 days ago

House Intel chair just can’t do a “Sir, thank you” yarn like the old man

4 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x