Forecasters are warning a lot of people will be complaining about treacherous holiday travel and whining over life-threatening cold for much of the nation as an arctic air mass blows into the already-frigid and irritable southern United States, the Associated Press reports.
“We’re looking at [a lot of complaining about] much-below normal temperatures, potentially [definitely a lot of bitching over] record-low temperatures [and lots of carrying on about it] leading up to the Christmas holiday,” said National Weather Service meteorologist Zack Taylor. The polar air arrives as an earlier storm system, which a lot of people complained about, gradually winds down in the northeastern US after burying parts of the region under two feet of snow that they’re already sick of. More than 80,000 customers in New England were still wondering when the fuck their fucking electricity is going to come back on this is the goddamned 21st century for fuck’s sake.