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When does the REAL House January 6th Select Committee start investigating the House January 6th Unselect Committee?

The House January 6th Unselect Committee was a sham, a complete fraud, a kangaroo court show trial worse than in leftist Third World Countries. It’s time for the new Republican House Majority to do what they promised to do and start their own REAL House January 6th Select Committee to investigate why, despite strong and powerful requests, the massive size of the crowd on January 6th and its meaning were never a subject of the Unselect Committee’s investigation.

The REAL January 6th Select Committee logo, which is the same as the Unselect Committee’s, but more patriotic.

And they need to investigate why Nancy Pelosi didn’t order Trump to order 10,000 Troops to protect the Capitol when she was warned that there might be Violence that day. There’s lots of huge questions the illegitimate Unselect Committee didn’t investigate. It was unconstitutional too because it wasn’t bipartisan. Everyone on it was out to get “Trump” and there was no one there to defend him. No Due Process or Cross-Examination. A rigged Unselect Committee of this type and magnitude allows for the termination of all rules, regulations, and articles, even those found in the Constitution, so the new REAL Select Committee will include no socialist loser Democrats or RINOs.

The new REAL Select Committee will have only Patriots who love their country investigating the Unselect Committee. Old Crow Mitch McConnell and his Lovely Wife Coco Chow won’t be participating. Trump has 94% approval in the Republican Party, just massive support. Their numbers don’t even come close. If they’re on the new REAL Select Committee then the television ratings will be terrible, even Worse than the Unselect Committee’s ratings were. The Old Crow will have to be investigated too since he didn’t order “Trump” to send troops to defend the Capitol despite warnings. If he doesn’t answer the subpoena for his phone records then he should be impeached.

Most importantly the new REAL Select Committee will be investigating why the Unselect Committee didn’t investigate why Mike Pence was unwilling to sacrifice his life to save the Republic by being hanged outside the Capitol. He says he loves his country but he didn’t have the courage to die to prove it. People were very angry with him, very upset, and they were fighting so they could hang him to express their anger. It was disgraceful, especially since Mike likes to talk about how important it is to be publicly executed for other people’s sins and when the moment came for him to do it, he just hid in a garage. Shifty Schiff, Lizard Cheney, and the Unselects never asked him about that!

National Zero will resume our regular coverage as this would probably go on for another 15 paragraphs without any real point if it doesn’t stop now. We hope our MAGA reader enjoyed it.

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