The US Attorney’s Office for the Western District of Washington announced Tuesday the arrests of two suspects in a series of Christmas Day electrical substation sabotages which left 14,000 without power in the outer Tacoma region. The outages were thought to be a possible act of right wing terrorism given the similarity to another suspected MAGA-motivated attack in North Carolina earlier last month, but the affidavit in support of arrest indicates that the two assholes confessed they did it because they wanted to steal a cash register from a local business.