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Josh Hawley, the insurrectionist-encouraging Republican Senator for Missouri famous for his fleetfooted-fleeing from said insurrectionists, fails to recognize the heroic efforts of the team trainers and medical staffs from the two NFL teams that were playing, the first responders on the scene, and the dozens of medical professionals at the Cincinnati hospital who treated Damar Hamlin, not to mention the generations of researchers, doctors, nurses and scientists who researched the condition that dropped the NFL defensive back to the turf Monday night.  But sure, the chant to the Flying Spaghetti Monster from the Pastafarian in Arizona was a big help.

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