"So good! So good! I got screwed!"

And yes, if Lauren Boebert or Matt Gaetz demands McCarthy perform his James Brown tribute act on the floor of the House to get their support for Speaker, you know McCarthy’s down for that.

Virginia redistricting referendum passes

President warns his actions could end up enriching Iran

SPLC hit with massive federal wire fraud and conspiracy indictment

WATCH LIVE: TACO Tuesday at the White House

Regime withdraws Brennan subpoenas

Michael Jackson megafan takes his frustrations over new biopic’s terrible reviews out on lady who won’t take “Obama” for an answer

Florida Dem Congresswoman Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick resigns

John Solomon reports real consequences of Democrats’ rhetoric

Air Canada cuts NYC flights due to aviation fuel shortage

Georgia ACA enrollments drop by 550,000 after Big Beautiful cuts

WATCH LIVE: House GOP leadership hypes upcoming failures

SPLC under regime investigation for infiltrating MAGA hate groups

President continues reversal on material state of “nuclear dust”

Trump declares he would have won Vietnam War “very quickly”

Dersh joins party less judgmental about his lifestyle choices

Joint Chiefs Chairman Dan Caine so ready to fuck shit up in Iran

Sheinbaum orders probe into Mexghazi

The confidence is what makes the fucking gutter stupidity special

Japan officials issue megathrust quake alert after Monday tremor

Mad king now says “Nuclear Dust” irrecoverable

With Republicans like these, who needs Democrats?

Labor Secretary Chavez-Deremer to see job market up close

John Apple to take over as fruit-themed tech colossus’s CEO

Lone thumb up comes across as a little less than enthusiastic

Supposedly powerful president cries about Democrat “TRAITORS”

Cory Mills drafts expulsion resolution against Nancy Mace

Low testosterone white men get tough on Somali, Haitian IQs

Whining about polls is so much easier than rebuilding support

K$H files $250 million defamation lawsuit against The Atlantic

“My opponent likes higher gas prices” now a campaign message

Supreme Court to rule on if preschools can reject gay couples’ kids

White House propagandists fuck up by their own low standards

Mentally ill octogenarian to lead MAGA “grand conspiracy” case

Netanyahu fauxpologizes for IDF wrecking “Catholic religious icon”

Bearghazi attack leave two US paratroopers wounded in Alaska

Emiratis ask Trump Regime for line of credit

Tsunami warning after 7.4 magnitude quake off Japanese coast

Admiral Donald says US Navy disabled Iranian cargo hauler in strait

Stef still loving the final, most essential command: Live Sunday AM

Nessel and Benson say regime demanding 2024 Detroit ballots

Fox News reports ABC News “faces backlash” for running Virginia redistricting measure Obama campaign ad as an “exclusive” piece

Report: White House a disorganized mess of incompetence

Orange God Emperor redeclares war on Iran

Useless Titanic lifejacket sells at auction for $906,000

WATCH LIVE: Orange Fuhrer in DC on a Saturday for some reason

Clarence and Sam reportedly not retiring this year: CBS/Fox News

Strait closed again, Iranians pew-pew tanker

“Not clear who created the AI accounts…”

WATCH LIVE: Tired old slob mumbles to “Youth” rally

IRS in “discussions designed to resolve” Trump’s $10 billion lawsuit