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“RINO” to launch 2024 Ohio Senate campaign

Third-place Ohio 2022 Republican Senate primary finisher Matt Dolan, a “RINO” despised by the MAGA scumbags for his disloyalty to disgraced former President Trump, will run again to try to take on incumbent Dem Senator Sherrod Brown, according to a voicemail obtained by NBC News.

Dolan, a member of the family who own the Cleveland Guardians (changing the name from the Indians certainly doesn’t help with his white nationalist street cred), largely self-funded his 2022 campaign and will presumably do so again in 2024. We would like to say he’s probably going to lose to some Trump-endorsed white nationalist conspiracy freak who will then lose to Sherrod Brown in the general, but we only feel confident in the first half of that prediction seeing as how Ohio just elected a worm like JD Vance over competent and popular former Dem Congressman Tim Ryan.

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