A message from M&M'S. pic.twitter.com/EMucEBTd9o
— M&M'S (@mmschocolate) January 23, 2023
In a stunning victory for the new Republican House majority, leftist candy brand M&M’s on Monday capitulated to the demands they put and end to inclusiveness in their marketing, announcing they will replace their anthropomorphic “spokescandies” with a Black Jewish human woman. It’s not clear how the human woman, an actress who once portrayed a prostitute who became first lady of the United States in a 2006 film presciently warning of a future ruined by red state cultural degeneracy, will champion “traditional values” any better than the “sexy” high heels of the green M&M that Tucker Carlson freaked out over repeatedly, but a win is still a win for MAGAmerica.