A Fargo, North Dakota woman was arrested Tuesday night after cops caught her running out of a Catholic church without a shirt, bra, or shoes, immediately after she had broken in and destroyed a statue of the friendly Jewish hippie guy from ancient Palestine, ValleyNewsLive.com reports.
The incident is believed to be drug-related. The damage to St Mary’s Cathedral in downtown Fargo wrought by 35 year-old Brittney Marie Reynolds is estimated at $11,500 dollars based on a price the pastor, Monsignor Joseph Goering, found online for a similar statue. And yeah, it was apparently the whole statue, not just the head that was destroyed. No Catholic guilt about using a little creative license to recreate an iconic New York Post cover story here. It was not a sin to do so.