Fox News bravely comes to terms with deep disappointment

You had one job, Boogaloos. Fox News was counting on you to fuck shit up so they could reap the ratings as leftist protestors took the blame. Now they have to answer to their viewers, who had been giddily anticipating an apocalyptic bloodbath, by admitting the protests were “mostly peaceful.”

Eric sought deal for Trump Org to open hotel in Israel last year

Jones doesn’t want to see Kamala’s birth certificate this time

Trump Bibles made in country where distributing them means jail

Mob of 100 raccoons dispersed from Washington woman’s lawn

Orange Pussy announces he won’t man up and debate again

Tim Walz to host World of Warcraft livestream

Reporter asks Biden if he’s called Trump to tell him to stop lying

LaCivita confirms Trump pussying out of CNN debate

Florida about to go through some things

“Crash on a California highway caused an hours-long ‘traffic yam'”

WATCH LIVE: Orange Messiah bathes in cult’s adulation

“BETA MALE Howard Stern”

Harris leads Trump in Pennsylvania: QU poll

Kamala Cash: Harris campaign passes $1 billion mark raised

Biden calls Trump and Greene out for their lies and batshittery

Surprise! “Free” Starlink devices are not actually free

Fox News proposes debate for October 24th or 27th

Blondi has a rough go of it on CNN

Democrats are starting to worry, mainstream media reports

Republican Massachusetts mayor’s husband seeks dismissal of assault charges, says they reconciled after she hit him with crowbar

Harris ads now just Trump talking

Orange Warlord to hold Madison Square Garden rally on the 27th

Still no response from Team Orange on CNN debate ultimatum

Milton to strike Florida as a Category 4 hurricane

MAGA Congressman a few days late denouncing batshit colleague

Oklahoma superintendent loosens classroom Bible specs

Kari Lake voting early

Breitbart reports migrant should’ve been convicted anyway

Kremlin confirms Trump sent them COVID testing supplies

Alaska’s Fairbanks North Star Borough elects Democrat mayor

Fox correspondent tries really hard to not say House Republicans contradict Cruel Cantaloupe’s Hurricane Helene lies

Once-popular social media platform returns to Brazil after brattish (not brat) owner caves to censorship demand

Team Orange asks North Carolina Gov to change voting rules

Walz: “Electoral College needs to go”

Yeah, but she flies on Trump Force One

American Airlines adds flights to help vacationers flee Florida

Why aren’t Republicans impeaching Biden, Harris, Mayorkas, and the rest of them over this “failed” response to Hurricane Helene?

Nigerian villagers parade corpse of defeated killer hippo

Lord of the Fries sounds ominous warning

Donald rages at “degenerates” and “dumb women” on The View

“Hurricane Helene was NOT geoengineered by the government”

Cranky viewer complains Fox News too “balanced”

MI5 chief warns Russia trying to cause civil unrest in UK and EU

Netanyahu cancels defense minister’s trip to US

CNN sets noon Thursday deadline for Trump to accept debate

The spirit of Spirit Halloween to live on in Spirit Christmas

HOLY SHIT! Kamala Harris is on THE VIEW!

Steven Cheung’s large head emits steam over Woodward book

Eric Adams co-conspirator even more inept than Trump’s guys

Maria a tad flustered by GOP Congressman not getting the memo