Vast majority in district say Santos should resign: poll

By a margin of 78 to 13 percent, voters in New York’s 3rd Congressional district responding to a new Siena College survey agreed that lying piece of shit Congressman George Santos should resign.

Ted Cruz hails arrest of dangerous criminal

Consultants’ 2020 election studies eyed in Trump investigations

No survivors found after Florida MAGA donor’s plane crashed in Virginia following DC-area jet scramble and loud sonic boom

The word “Burgumentum” used in Monday’s Politico Playbook

“Steve and I aren’t getting back together”

Nimrata’s town hall on CNN right now if you want to watch

Chinese warship cuts in front of US Navy vessel in Taiwan strait, avoiding collision by just 150 yards

Migrants dumped at Sacramento church likely from Florida; California officials weighing charges against transporters

“Call it a no-show protest”

Mar-a-Lago docs grand jury reconvening this week

LEGAL EXPERTS ARE SAYING

Senate GOP regretting letting McCarthy run spending bill talks

Bastard Congresswoman learns who’s not her daddy

New Hampshire veteran phones threats into Tuberville’s office

“We shall fight the woke on the beaches, we shall fight the woke on the landing grounds, we shall fight the woke on the streets and…”

Mike Pence announces 2024 announcement

Biden signs debt ceiling bill

Florida Man pulls gun after car used driveway to turn around

Federal judge rules Tennessee drag show ban unconstitutional

Former Defense official claims he’s heard from “whistleblowers” who have info on alien technology under study by US military

Zelensky says Trump doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CXXIII

National Zero Off-Topic: All The Good Journalism Movies

Liver disease patient says Jeffries made McCarthy “his bitch”

RNC officially requires “loyalty pledge” for debate participation

They really don’t fucking get it, do they?

State Supreme Court schlongs Arizona GOP on mail-in voting

Nonbinary depression spins out of control, transitions to “Arlene”

Classified Iran document Trump stole still missing: report

“When am I going to be fully exonerated, I’m at least as innocent”

FBI to bring super secret “Biden bribery” document to Capitol

Jim Jordan wants to wrestle with Jack Smith

Maria Bartiromo and pals struggle with disappointing jobs report

Fourth Reich party’s strong polling freaking out German centrists

“Who as a Republican thought we’d be defending payoffs to porn stars?”: DeSantis Iowa operative on sales pitch to Evangelicals

Fox News reports conservative activist needs help

Senate passes debt ceiling bill

Marge thinks parody Hunter S. Thompson account part of massive CIA operation that organized January 6th attack

Orange God Emperor plays dumb very well when Hannity asks about audio of him talking about classified Iran document he stole

Biden 48 – Trump 41 in 2024: Yahoo News/YouGov poll

Simulated Air Force AI drone killed operator with ruthless efficiency

Three Pennsylvania men, three teens arrested for killing scores over six-month period, dumping corpses throughout southern county

Tearful Oath Keeper begs not to be sent to prison

Conservatives celebrate President tripping, but White House not preparing litany of excuses like “the ramp was wet”

Mac Isaac deposed by Hunter Biden’s lawyer

Trump claims Biden broke his secret fentanyl deal with Xi

Oath Keeper Roberto Minuta sentenced to 4.5 years

Real life “Stand by Me” ends with engineer getting out of train to yell at the four boys on the bridge, dead body part of story was made up

DeSaster snaps angrily at reporter

Nevada Republican street canvasser lied about knocking on doors for Adam Laxalt last fall, was gambling at Caesar’s Palace instead