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Virginia judge forced to toss traffic offenses for 11 drivers because cop fucked off from testifying to go attend Trump rally

A Chesapeake County, Virginia judge on June 28th was forced to postpone hearings for 13 criminal and traffic offenders – at least one of them for DWI and another for drug possession – and toss the charges for another 11 – including one who had been caught driving with a suspended license and would have faced at the very least a hefty fine, if not up to a year in jail – all because at the last minute the cop who was supposed to there testifying against all of them had told the judge she was going to the Trump rally at nearby Greenbrier Farms, the Virginian-Pilot reports.

One of the defense attorneys there told the Pilot he wasn’t sure if the cop, Chesapeake County Officer Shanon Velez, was attending the rally as a fan or working it as a cop (remember this was before the fat bastard’s ear got shot off). The Pilot got word of this and asked the department in what capacity that Velez was present at the rally they said they weren’t even aware she had blown off her testimony. When they followed up the department simply said it was under investigation.

So there’s your answer. What’s stupid is that the rally started at 4 PM and the court hearings were at least to begin in the morning meaning that rather than simply showing up in uniform to offer to help secure the venue but then just watch the Orange Slob scream at his cult. Instead she probably worse her MAGA hat and “Let’s Go Brandon” t-shirt and waited in line like the other chuds.

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