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Huckabee-Sanders response: Everything bad but I flew to Afghanistan with Trump so I’m cool

In her official Republican response to President Joe Biden’s fiery and authentic State of the Union address, first-year Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee-Sanders repeated the GOP talking point that baselessly claims everything Biden says is a lie and everything is horrible because of CRT and drag queen story times in our schools.

In what can only be called a “very, very bad” response, Huckabee-Sanders detailed her personal fight with cancer, announced that she would debut a new education program tomorrow (that of course will bar lessons about race, gender, sex, and any other religion than the one she approves), and then went on an exceptionally long-winded and ultimately pointless story about a Christmas trip she took with Donald Trump to visit troops in Afghanistan when she was White House press secretary because… yay, her?

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