Sportsball update: Lebron becomes all-time NBA scoring champ

Los Angeles Lakers superstar Lebron James became the all-time NBA scoring champ with a 21-foot jump shot from the foul line, topping previous record-holder Kareem Abdul Jabbar’s 38,387 points, ESPN reports.

WATCH LIVE: House to vote on government funding

MAGA Reich to create undocumented immigrant registry

Orange Overlord wants to sell citizenships for $5 million

What a total bundle of sticks

Zelensky to sign minerals deal with Trump Regime: Axios

Judge denies TMTG bid to hit De Moraes with restraining order

Mysterious “DOGE Administrator” revealed!

“You can protest all you want”

Blondi proud of inhuman conditions suffered at Guantanamo

Kevin Cramer’s skull oozing profusely

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Right on time, almost

“That’s why the 60 Minutes episode rubbed people the wrong way”

Regime DOJ says pardon covered Oath Keeper’s hand grenades

Nicole Malliotakis pretty much gives up on excuses for DOGE

Mike Johnson sets mega MAGA budget vote for Monday evening

Australian fisher becomes the fished

Soros or Xi or Bill Gates or someone paid for this

European Tesla sales drop 45 percent in January

Private sector solution to deportations eyed by private sector

Senate delaying Stefanik confirmation vote

Picasso no longer available for adoption in Muscatine, Iowa

Los Angeles ICE raid sweeps up 12 out of 120 targeted

Coast Guard urges Great Lakes-area residents to be careful on ice

Wyoming Republican suddenly in favor of “preferred pronouns”

Judge denies AP bid for injunction on White House access

Denny’s to begin surcharging for eggs

WATCH LIVE: Macron stuck next to demented old piss fetishist

“Non-responses are not considered a resignation”

Florida Quebecois-American Trump fan motelier annoyed by consequences, says countrymen ghosting him “way overreacting”

Russian tourist poses for pic while hanging out of train in Sri Lanka

How long until Republicans start shrieking “insurrection” again?

Wall Street already tired of Trump’s bullshit and volatility

House GOP looking to impose work requirements on SNAP

Fox News reject fails upward to Deputy FBI Director

Orange Fuhrer freaking out over Michael Wolff book, again

Frederich Merz on track to become next German chancellor

Cleanup on Aisle MAGA

Regime to deport unaccompanied undocumented minors to protect them from sex trafficking and other exploitation: memo

Jeffries not ready to lift a finger to help House GOP fund government

Fox News excited Idaho maniac could face firing squad

Pope Francis in “critical condition”

WATCH LIVE: CPAC shitshow, Day 3

“ELON IS DOING A GREAT JOB, BUT”

Missouri Republican intros bill creating pregnancy registry

Movie Night Friday: Everest

Massachusetts teenagers rescued from waist-deep snow

Nice “gotcha” there, you fucking idiot

Acting ICE director sacked

Dow Jones sinks below January 20th level