Whoa! Stop the digital presses! Don Lemon has been benched from his morning CNN show we never watch over something something Nikki Haley whatever bullshit we didn’t report because media coverage is lame and fucking Mediaite hasn’t reported it yet! Seriously! Check their site!
They’ve been covering the Don Lemon story non-stop for days and now they’re going to let National Zero get to this first? What the hell’s going on over there? Is there some new non-controversy at The View that’s been hogging all their bandwidth? Did that Ryan Seacrest thing whatever the fuck it was drain all the juice they had? Do they need some more Morning Joe to wake up and get on this?
UPDATE 2/19/2023 8:29 PM EST: Mediaite finally got to it at 8:05 PM EST and, in fairness, did add to the story by getting a denial from CNN who claimed Lemon’s actually on vacation.