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“We call these things ‘witch hunts’… but now we have an actual one”

Creepy Trump spokesminion Liz Harrington on Thursday declared that all the charges against her Orange Overlord (which haven’t actually been filed yet) in Georgia should be thrown out because the special grand jury forewoman Emily Kohrs had her 15 minutes of political media fame on Tuesday, also noting that Kohrs is into Wicca and haha “witch hunt” and she’s a “witch” haha!

Harrington insisted Kohrs violated the law (she didn’t), divulged private deliberations (she didn’t – not really), and claimed “CNN” was more upset that Kohrs might have jeopardized the case against Trump (again, she didn’t) than they were over the still-potential charges themselves. Which, no shit, of course most CNN talking heads want to see Trump indicted, their ratings would skyrocket, as would those of pretty much every news organization in the United States.

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