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So when will Ron DeSantis fanboys admit he wears heels?

How long is it going to take for Ron DeSantis fanboys to face the music and admit their little Maoist authoritarian hero wears heels? Can they own up to the fact that a man unremittingly hostile to other biological males who wear heels either just to have fun, to perform for an audience, or as part of their identity, does so too? Will they stand tall amid this very real affront to masculinity?

Because there’s no way around this. DeSantis wears heels that boost his height by around 2 or 3 inches. You can see them clearly in multiple photos. It’s not like Trump who – in part due to his ubiquity – attacks on his unfailing daily application of orange makeup are pointless within the GOP primary universe. This is a serious liability for Ronnie Meatballs even before fat Donald starts tormenting him about it – which he will. How is a DeSantis fanboy supposed to boast about how domineering and masculine the Florida governor is when a lib troll can just remind them that the Florida governor wears heels just like a “groomer” drag queen? That’s humiliating to a right winger.

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