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LOL! 2023 Oscars ratings were the THIRD-LOWEST EVER!

Scream at the sky libs! LMAO! The Guardian reports that the Hollywood leftist propaganda fest Oscars had the third lowest ratings in its history! ROFL! Doesn’t that make you really upset and triggered, like you had some sort of emotional investment in the measurable popularity of the American film industry’s biggest awards show? You should be curled up in your cry closets that the third fewest percentage of Americans watched the woke cause-filled acceptance speeches! LOL!

It’s okay if you want to stop bottling up all the sadness you’re experiencing right now libs. Real Americans despise the hateful racist “diversity” Hollywood forces on us, so it’s important that you acknowledge this stinging defeat for your side. Really libs, it’s part of the grieving process to be open about it, which validates patriots’ accomplishment here. Without it the America First side of the web just becomes this insular circlejerk in which Digital Soldiers celebrate imaginary culture war victories in which they personally had no effect upon. And then they wouldn’t feel as affirmed in their identification with the MAGA movement. LOL! So stop pretending you don’t care about the low Oscars broadcast ratings and start embracing the massive butthurt, you pussyhat libtards! LMAO!

National Zero will resume our regular coverage now that we’ve admitted how badly we got owned by these low Oscars ratings. We hope our MAGA readers enjoyed this surrender to their reality.

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