Karen struggles when asked to define "woke"

Color us impressed that a reporter from The Hill of all places was the first to really put a right winger on the spot and ask them to define “woke” when “Rising” host Briahna Joy Gray asked MAGA homeschooling influencer Bethany Mandel to do so, leading to some lengthy awkward pauses.

Durbin: no investigation needed on Alito’s distress flag, but justice should recuse himself from future January 6th cases

Trump biopic The Apprentice gets standing ovation at Cannes

Lindsey has relatively harsh words for Alito’s flagpole fuckery

Iran sought US help in search for president’s downed helicopter

TMTG posts $327.6 million loss net loss in Q1 2024

Wisconsin man arrested for generating AI child pornopgraphy

Hugh Hewitt rips International Cricket Council over “Bibi” warrant

Dali cleared from Baltimore wreckage, returned to port

LIVE UPDATES: Cohen cross-examination wraps at Trump trial

Sam Alito sold InBev stock, bought up Miller-Coors during height of Dylan Mulvaney-Bud Light MAGA circlejerk last summer

ICC seeks arrest warrants for Netanyahu, Hamas leaders

Gateway Pundit guy very upset

Hunter’s lawyers say they’re suing Fox News “shortly”

Iranian President Raisi has died

Demented Loser posts overly detailed explainers for slip-ups

Searchers find Iranian leaders’ helicopter; no signs of life seen

Michigan Dems ask officials to confirm GOP petition signatures

Surprise! Orange Defendant very unlikely to testify in his defense

Wait, if Biden has made Iran so rich then why didn’t they buy their President Raisi a better, safer helicopter that doesn’t crash?

Maria Bartiromo pumps brakes on “Biden on drugs” line

Missouri judge keeps “honorary” KKK member on the ballot

Biden delivers extremely solid graduation address at Morehouse

Blue Origin launches first Black NASA astronaut candidate to space

“You’re asking the wrong person”

Iranian president’s helicopter probably crashes

NRA keynote speech went great

Crowdsourced horse wins Preakness Stakes

Minnesota Republican Party endorses former pro basketball player in Senate primary, vying to face Klobuchar in November

Georgia GOP elects January 6th rally organizer to RNC seat

MAGA Land uneasy after Biden rolled their Messiah so easily

Pure perfection

Michigan GOP may be caught in another ballot petition clusterfuck

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CLXXIII

But Zagats rated it two stars

WATCH LIVE: Dontcha know President Trump is speechin tonight?

RFK Jr.’s running mate donates $8 million to campaign, but she was totally named to VP slot for her education policies

Larry Hogan comes out as pro-choice in Maryland Senate race

Boeing Starliner flight status: Delayed (again)

Who’s going to investigate Montana’s AG for scam fundraising?

DJIA closes above 40,000 for first time

Orange God Emperor accepts Fox News VP debate

State Department issues global terror alert for LGBTQ+ Americans

Local anchor sort of challenges the Orange Pharaoh on a lie

Capitol rioter L Brent Bozell IV gets 45 months in the big hotel

David DePape gets 30 years in prison for Pelosi attack

Biggs forgot that Stormy testified in detail about sex with Trump

Michigan county’s GOP canvassers refuse to certify election over “the ratio of the votes” in three separate commissioner races

John Eastman pleads not guilty in Arizona

Republican politician in favor of criminal immunity for all politicians

Dick Durbin meows at Alito over inverted flag