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See libs? Ron DeSantis can be funny!

Did you watch that libs?!? Ron DeSantis can be funny! You and your fascist leftist media keep calling him things like a joyless little gremlin who never looks like he’s having fun doing this while Real Americans can laugh at this hilarious joke about COVID being a “woke virus!” Even you libs can admit that was pretty funny how he pointed out that incongruity between BLM protests and pro-Freedom anti-lockdown protests in 2020 and then added a clever punchline to it. All of his supporters in the crowd laughed at it, so maybe you need your funny bone checked if you can’t chuckle too, libs.

National Zero will resume our regular coverage now that we’ve devoted space to showcasing for our MAGA readers the lighter side of Florida Gov Ron DeSantis. We hope they enjoyed this report.

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