Hunter Biden sues computer repair shop scumbag

Presidential crackhead son and genuinely awesome paint artist Hunter Biden on Friday filed a federal lawsuit against blind idiot computer repair shop owner John Paul Mac Issac for invasion of privacy for copying his laptop data and giving it to Rudy Giuliani and other MAGA assholes in 2019.

Nashville shooter identified

Ex-National Enquirer boss testifies again to Trump grand jury

QAdulteress complains about ATF inspection at gun range

MAGA Land longing for the mass shooting-free Trump years

Fox News slow on cutting away from invasion of viewers’ bubble

Shooter dead in attack on Nashville Christian school

Netanyahu caves on judicial coup plot

Capitol rioter interviews self in new Substack blog

“Woke agenda” sort of popular: WSJ/NORC poll

MAGA Congressman says he’s not “conspiracy theorist about this, but” Trump cases a deliberate distraction from Hunter Biden

Judge slow walks Trump bid to squash Fulton grand jury report

Manhattan grand jury hearing more testimony Monday: report

McDonald’s on strike in Israel too

Fulton DA may be waiting out Georgia legislature for Trump charges

Majority see Trump investigations as fair: Marist/NPR/PBS poll

Netanyahu could cave on judicial coup plan: report

MAGA Land road testing this stupid shit again

Twitter says part of source code leaked

Conservative superhero Musk following Trump business lead, announces Twitter valued at less than half what he paid

This looks bad

Netanyahu fires defense chief over judicial coup protests

RonAnon says US should let Russia have eastern Ukraine

Biden declares Mississippi “major disaster” due to tornadoes

Texas Congressman weakly both-sides Trump’s batshittery

Trump fans should start thinking Joe Tacopina is “Deep State”

Comer looks about ready to snap when Tapper points out that Jim Jordan refused to comply with January 6th committee subpoena

LAFD forced to cut hole in floor to “rescue” sleeping plumber

Kanye West likes Jewish people again, thanks to 21 Jump Street

Bragg tells Jim Jordan to stop complaining and take it like a man

Recovering slowly from fall, McConnell released from rehab facility

WATCH LIVE: New apocalyptic death cult gathers in Waco, Texas

TEAM SOROS™ Forever

Tornadoes kill at least 23 in Mississippi

DeSantis allies starting to doubt

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CXIV

Union reaches agreement with Los Angeles County Schools

Trump laments that courts follow the law, which are conspiring against him to make him lose court cases

Two New Orleans high school students present “impossible” proof of Pythagorean theorem to mathematics conference

QAdulteress demands peaceful, if annoying, protestor arrested

Deutsche Bank shares plummet

Newsmax hosts already calling envelope a “Democrat” false flag

Husband smites wife during Minnesota Bible study session

Some MAGA asshole mailed powder to Manhattan courthouse

Waco the “ideal location” for first rally: Trump spokesworm

Brazilian prosecutors reach deal with George Santos in fraud case

Federal judge orders Meadows and other Trump minions to testify

Top QAnon influencer somehow having serious heart issues

Judge tosses blind idiot laptop shop guy’s claim against Schiff

World Economic Forum the main issue for Michigan GOP chair

Modi and Netanyahu kicking democracy’s ass while Donald rages