Hunter Biden sues computer repair shop scumbag

Presidential crackhead son and genuinely awesome paint artist Hunter Biden on Friday filed a federal lawsuit against blind idiot computer repair shop owner John Paul Mac Issac for invasion of privacy for copying his laptop data and giving it to Rudy Giuliani and other MAGA assholes in 2019.

Trump regime fires up internal politburo

AOL News headline boosts MAGA’s “Afrikaner genocide” narrative

Jersey Shore bar cancels Bruce Springsteen cover band to punish Bruce Springsteen for anti-Trump comments made on stage

Fat bastard adds Samsung phones to tariff threat

Need to “adjust for inflation” added to boast about gas prices

Billy Joel cancels all concerts through July 2026

Oregon state government sued over law imposing $1 million fines for sharing readings from non-approved 5G wave detector crystals

Soft, pudgy man talks like Navy SEAL MMA fighter ex-convict

Xenon now a controversial performance enhancing gas on Everest

South African official goes the extra mile to debunk MAGA bullshit

What am I, a trade policy expert or something? I don’t know, dude

Senate Dems ready to blow up crypto bill over $TRUMP shitcoin

Starbucks bans South Korean politicians’ names from orders

Breitbart reports blue collar workers should go fuck themselves

Harvard sues Trump regime over foreign student ban

Luna’s 2022 primary rival gets three years for death threats

AAPL down in premarket trading

Windmill truther implies taking them down a condition of trade deal

US tourism revenue to drop by $8.5 billion in 2025: forecast

Fox News reports MAGA hat wearer too weak to defend himself

“He helicoptered in, he helicoptered out”

Cornhole hires LaCivita to reelection team

Pennsylvania man voted for Trump because there were too many Puerto Rican flags around his town, still unhappy six months later

QAdulteress says tough shit to 19 year-old facing deportation

Disney worker unions rip company for fucking over Venezuelans

Federal judge blocks regime from any action on student visas

WATCH LIVE: Bobby Brainworms croaks at “MAHA” event

Houthis fire another two missiles at Israel

Regime bans Harvard from admitting foreign students

Fat bastard rages over getting caught defying court order

WATCH LIVE: More Karoline Kraziness

Comer continues work to hold Biden Administration accountable

National Hurricane Center predicts “above-normal season”

Mahmoud Khalil holds his infant son over ICE objections

Tim Scott excited for new bill allowing poor people to buy $TRUMP

OpenAI to build “Stargate” center with UAE backing

White House now removing transcripts to hide Trump’s insanity

North Korean state media article’s headline kind of misleading

This groomer voted yes anyway

Orange Pharaoh’s approval on inflation 32 percent in the red: poll

Big Beautiful Bill passes House 215 to 214

Villager says “MAGA friends” getting what they voted for

WATCH LIVE: Big Beautiful Endgame in the House

India still cutting off a shit ton of Pakistan’s water supply

Two Israeli embassy employees killed in DC shooting

Scary old hag “concerned” over Dems’ language about MAGA bill

Tesla caves, allows Cybertruck trade-ins

Nutlick says $5 million “Gold Card” site going up by next week

“Feels like Republicans are slow-walking into a disaster in Texas”

Disney to fire all Venezuelan refugee staff