House Republicans, led by spandex-wearing grapple freak Congressman Jim Jordan, are readying subpoenas for Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg and his staff due to the total unfairness of the imminent indictment of fat former President Trump on charges related to his 45 second sexual encounter with pornstar Stormy Daniels and subsequent hush money payoff, Politico Playbook reports.
Jordan told Playbook Bragg is “a Soros-backed, crazy, left-wing prosecutor… and he is doing this purely political sham.” One anonymously quoted House GOP aide was wary of having to play defense for the Orange God Emperor like they did pretty much every day while he was in office, saying “Yet again, his ego gets in the way and he feels the need to suck the oxygen out of the room.”