Nonagenarian right wing media mogul Rupert Murdoch is settling down and getting hitched for the fifth and presumably the final time before Satan calls him home as one of his trashier outlets, the New York Post, reports the prolific stud is engaged to former San Francisco police chaplain Ann Lesley Smith, 66, less than nine months after calling it quits with fourth wife Jerry Hall.
The wedding will be set for some time late this summer. Previous Rupert Murdoch weddings were held in 1956, 1967, 1999, and 2016. It is unclear if any of the ex-wives will be on the guest list.