“When we made our trip to Ukraine, I almost got arrested, I almost got killed, I almost got caught by Soros. … Soros tried to figure out how we were leavin’ the, cut off, cut off, we got a private plane and he was gonna cut off,… we [burp] we were originally on a plane the next morning, and we knew they were gonna cause trouble at the airport, they were gonna cause trouble with our visa, they were gonna cause trouble with this or with that. So we rented a private plane that night, but we didn’t realize he controlled private airports but he found out that we rented a plane, but he couldn’t get there in time.  And literally, a plane is taking off and it’s something right out of [inaudible], and this car–actually she saw ’em–[hostess interrupts with “Yeah!  Yeah!”]–and she says–I thought she was exaggerating–I wish I’d a gotten a picture of the car–and she said [snicker] that’s Soros in the car.”

Our apologies for the poor audio, but Rudy Giuliani claiming that billionaire George Soros tracked him down Giuliani’s party himself on their way to Ukraine at a private airport and literally took a car onto the runway to prevent his trip to Ukraine in 2019 is fucking amazing.  The woman in the clip, incidentally, isn’t the woman Rudy’s talking about in the clip; she’s just a podcast interviewer who apparently heard Giuliani tell the story previously, and give him likely embellished details he said earlier to impress the young lady.  At least he didn’t reach into his pants this time.