Categories
Uncategorized

Rand Paul staffer brutally stabbed in DC attack

A staffer for really short Republican Senator Rand Paul was stabbed in the head and torso by some fucking maniac “in broad daylight” on H Street in DC on Monday, according to a statement from Paul’s office and a police report obtained by ABC News. “We are relieved to hear the suspect has been arrested. At this time we would ask for privacy so everyone can focus on healing and recovery,” Paul said in the statement without naming the victim.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Spartan’s FINAL call on the election call

1 hour ago

FBI arrested MAGA white nationalist after Odinist ritual

2 hours ago

Team Orange fires white nationalist for not hiding it better

3 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Kamala Harris’s closing 2024 rally

3 hours ago

Read the candidates’ op-eds in the Deseret News

4 hours ago

They tried to kill Venancio Mondlane!

4 hours ago

Prominent Democrat spotted canvassing in Pennsylvania

4 hours ago

Sabato leans Harris, says Dems lose Senate, win House

4 hours ago

Demented fucking idiot mystified by consequences of his actions

5 hours ago

Harris team expects some useful results on Tuesday night

5 hours ago

You will never guess in which state a Republican voter planted radio-controlled bombs inside the toilets of a casino men’s room

6 hours ago

Tim Scott smiles like a dumbass when asked about Trump’s plans

6 hours ago

RNC sues Milwaukee for blocking efforts to disrupt voting

7 hours ago

Florida MAGA teen punches 70 year-old Dem woman

7 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Harris rally in Allentown, Pennsylvania

8 hours ago

Monica Lewinsky endorses Kamala Harris

8 hours ago

Nevada brainiac Jon Ralston calls state for Harris by 0.3 percent

9 hours ago

Tucker “still bitter” his text messages after 2020 election got leaked

9 hours ago

Legendary New York City politician eyes 2025 run for mayorship

9 hours ago

“Sunday morning sucked”

10 hours ago

Fuuuu-uuuuuuu-uuck, enough already

10 hours ago

Harris 51 – Trump 47 nationally: Final Marist/NPR/PBS 2024 poll

11 hours ago

Indonesian geology officials issue volcano alert after 10 killed

11 hours ago

Jaydee now just saying your beer cans will be 54 ft tall if they win

12 hours ago

Musk lawyer claims $1 million prize is a “salary”

12 hours ago

Bloody Canvass

13 hours ago

Massachusetts spa owner arrested for injecting fake Botox

13 hours ago

WAR FOR THE WHITE HOUSE 2024: Election Day Eve

14 hours ago

Netanyahu minion arrested in media leak investigation

14 hours ago

Right wingers ready for other right wingers to die for their cause

15 hours ago

Fox News reports chemically-imbalanced Mormon pissing himself

15 hours ago

“He assumes I’m voting Republican”

16 hours ago

Team Orange acknowledges to staff that Trump could lose

16 hours ago

MAGA FCC commissioner demanded “equal time” on NBC for this

17 hours ago

Fake electors are so back

17 hours ago

Russian interference operation fails to elect Kremlin favorite

18 hours ago

WAR FOR THE WHITE HOUSE 2024: Sunday, November 3rd

1 day ago

Killer clown released from Florida prison just 18 months after plea

1 day ago

Republican primary losers stuck cleaning up after winner

2 days ago

Spanish king pelted with eggs during visit to flood zone

2 days ago

Tim Scott blames media for Trump’s election conspiracy bullshit

2 days ago

Team Orange worried about North Carolina

2 days ago

The meltdown over the Selzer poll is better than the poll itself

2 days ago

NYT/Siena final swing state polls find Harris ahead in enough

2 days ago

Harris 47 – Trump 44 in Iowa: Ann Selzer poll

2 days ago

WAR FOR THE WHITE HOUSE 2024: Saturday, November 2nd

2 days ago

Loomer was exiled after minions told Trump she had plastic surgery

3 days ago

Orange Warlord hails weak jobs report as “gift”

3 days ago

Stefanik “intensifies” investigation into Biden “garbage” transcript

3 days ago

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CXCVIII

3 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x