Team Orange shocked and awed by indictment: report

Disgraced former President Trump and his minions at Mar-a-Lago were caught off guard Thursday by the Manhattan DA indicting his fat ass, especially after the Wednesday headfake that the grand jury was taking nearly a month off having them fooled into believing the bad news wasn’t coming until the end of next month – or never at all – the New York Times reports.

Trump to present WSJ with award for Epstein letter

New “Mass Deportation Coalition” forms to pressure Trump

Report: Retired grandmas don’t pay tax on tips either

Euro antitrust enforcers raid delicious chocolate factories

Surprise! Trump’s “DoorDash delivery” staged

Well being demented enough to believe the Jesus AI slop actually depicted him as a magical Red Cross doctor is a way to downplay it

Pickles x Pabst Blue Ribbon a bold play for post-ironic hipster irony

“Rapists should be hung”

White House DEI study finds its way to predetermined conclusion

Clavicular-MRA slang appropriated by McDonald’s

Antichrist crucified

Naval warfare mastermind warns opponent to avoid B9, F7, and A5

“Democrats like high gas prices because of their radical climate agenda”: MAGA Wyoming Senator John Barrasso’s bold take

House Oversight removes Bondi deposition from schedule

Judge tosses Trump case against Murdoch, WSJ over Epstein letter

Fox News reports rogue priest defiant against faith’s true prophet

ICE internments dropped 12 percent since January

Philippines president answers health questions with jumping jacks

Orange Jesus’s fanboys annoyed he got so literal with it

Why Orban’s defeat was actually bad for Democrats: Politico

Leo wouldn’t be Pope without me: Trump

George Santos not satisfied by Swalwell quitting guberbatorial bid

CENTCOM says blockade operation a go

Hungary liberated from Viktor Orban’s regime

RonAnon “not surprised” Jaydee failed: Sunday AM Live Coverage

Orange Fuhrer redeclares war on Iran

Screw you guys, I’m going home: Jaydee to Iranians

New York Times headline seems likely to cause a nasty rash

Judge Box-o-Wine off attorney general shortlist due to failures

Jaydee announces mission unaccomplished

The Promised Land

Miserable senior citizen watches too much TV, complains about it

Irish gas stations run dry amid protests over prices

Artemis II crew splashes down safely

Eric Swalwell needs to resign from Congress right fucking now

Orange Shitbag pledges to help Hungarians before Americans

BREAKING: Trump regime admits they lied

Raskin asks White House doc to conduct thorough mental eval

Fox News reports lib terrorist targeted pro-Trump patriot

Kamala Harris says she’s “thinking about” a 2028 run

Trump continues to whine about the consequences of his fuckup

Houston gentlemen’s club patron felled in dispute with rogues

Pete Buttigieg nearly causes MAGA CNBC host to stroke out

President promotes evil corporation run by eccentric supervillains

Consumer sentiment index sinks to lowest level ever

New York Times called out for its terrible polling numbers

Russian defense official gets 19 years for unsanctioned graft

MAGAflation skyrockets to 3.3 percent in March

Top Melania aide says Third Lady focused media on her Epstein ties because media isn’t focused on her performative “achievements”

Massie leads generic MAGA douche primary challenger: poll