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“His soul is totally bonded with our core values and emotions”

The New York Young Republican Club – a pretty culty organization even for a party that is already culty as fuck, and the organizers of the particularly poorly-attended rally in front of the Manhattan Criminal Court early last week after the false start in the Trump indictment news cycle – issued this insane statement Thursday in response to their Orange God Emperor’s being charged:

“Today, our nation careens toward tyranny at an unprecedented pace. An impudent cabal of radical figures abandons all propriety in their dogged attacks on President Donald J Trump. We have taken a decisive step away from the values that define our national character. Every utterance that has escaped these monsters’ lips since President Trump first came down the escalator has built toward this moment, each falsehood, each misdirection, each deliberate misportrayal found its culmination in Alvin Bragg’s desperate action today. Radical leftist interests, beholden to an elite, internationalist cabal have taken the unprecedented step of indicting President Donald J Trump, the leading candidate for the 2024 presidential election. Every American feels today the solid grasp of the Fifth Column on his throat, henceforth, we must openly acknowledge what so many have long known: that control of our nation’s fate has long been prised from our grasp. Let anyone who celebrates this downfall of our republic be forever branded a traitor to our nation.”

“No one who mocks the people’s will can claim the title of an American. President Trump embodies the American people – our psyche from id to super-ego—as does no other figure, his soul is totally bonded with our core values and emotions, and he is our total and indisputable champion. This tremendous connection threatens the established order… Despite our tremendous success holding marquee protests in Manhattan for critical rightwing causes, today we remain at home. Let our silence be a condemnation of the captivity of our nation; a polemic on the state of our republic. We will not allow another Fedsurrection; we will not be pawns in the Deep State’s perpetual effort to delegitimize Americans’ fundamental right of assembly. President Trump assured us that he was our retribution. Now we must return the rejoinder: our victory will be the joint vindication that our great President Donald J Trump and our American people both deserve. This is Total War.”

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