WATCH LIVE: Some asshole stole an LA County Sheriff's SUV

Like we haven’t had enough live aerial news coverage of a deranged criminal scumbag enjoying some fleeting moments of freedom, cruising down the streets of a major metropolitan area before having to face the justice system here’s a completely different one on the other side of the country.

President gets head start on precriminations

Matt Gaetz responds to sex trafficking lawsuit by doxxing plaintiff

FBI statement on suspicious mail gives away the targets

Orange Overlord changes execution to private, invite-only affair

Fox News ends clip before morose reaction to their own poll

Jim Jordan eyes House GOP championship belt

Regime trying to denaturalize and deport Ilhan Omar

MAGAmericans blame Democrats for inflation

Netanyahu backs off any new pre-election day Iran attacks

September inflation beats expectations

WATCH LIVE: Haggard old bag of shit limps into Alaska

Chickenshit tells Houthis to do whatever they want for three weeks

Tepid reviews for Zacharia inside Trump Regime

Kim Guilfoyle fired

Pizzagate Kate’s debut as Regime Info Minister: Watch Live

MAGA PACs pull plug on GOP incumbents

Paxton partied in Dubai with fugitives wanted in US

WATCH LIVE: Orange Scumbag campaigns in Ohio

Trump “looking at” firing Kim Guilfoyle

Russian bots taken offline by Ukrainian strikes on data centers

“Look what The New York Times did to my beautiful Doral”

DHS raids Ilhan Omar’s home

Chuck Grassley files 2028 reelection paperwork

Neurodivergent Mormon disclaims agency over US energy supply

Orange Satan’s approval rating new all-time Pew record low

“In actuality, I should have won 8 Nobel Peace Prizes, not just 1”

Vote Republican if you’re mad Trump lost the Nobel Peace Prize

President celebrates bribe from murderous tyrant

ABC News claims embarrassing premature pubaculation on story about Trump boys’ looting of Pentagon with no-bid contracts

WATCH LIVE: Declining dictator turns the racism up another crank

Nobel tears and butthurt outsourced to dipshit MAGA lawyer

“We wasn’t aware the child was in the car”

Paxton told donors that Cornyn “wants me to lose”

Trump loses Nobel Peace Prize to South African activist

WATCH LIVE: Michigan and Georgia debate double header

Saggy-breasted old slob trying to incite a race war

Regime currently attempting to indict Cassidy Hutchinson

Super intelligent president designates new enemies

Jaydee’s sophistry muscles clearly pretty worn out

Arizona Dem says she was raped while fixing campaign sign

Hurricane Isaias threatens yet another gas price spike

WATCH LIVE: Deranged old scumbag says stupid shit

Orange Warlord considering more Iran strikes this month

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“We are out here fighting for our lives and these dudes are in some random ass country made up of too many consonants”

High-ranking federal law enforcer complies with Great Leader

Jim Jordan and Sean Hannity demand Jack Smith take off his shirt

Paxton caught complaining privately to donors once again

Top Republican PAC now defending South Carolina

Tom Emmer admits GOP won’t sweep all 13 stolen House seats