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Just wait libs, CNN and MSNBC are going to end up paying way more than $787 million to Trump and Russia for their “collusion” lies

Sure libs, celebrate your big “win” over Fox News having to pay out $787 million to Soros-backed Dominion Voting Systems. Cheers with your trans Bud Light bottles and organic klombucha or whatever the hell that fruity new age bullshit is. You have no idea what kind of can of worms this just opened on your fake news propaganda outlets CNN and MSNBC over their years of lies about President Trump and Russia after the 2016 election. Dominion may have avoided having to share their vote-stealing software’s secret code in court, but the leftist hate networks won’t be so lucky when Trump and the Russian Federation file a multi-billion dollar defamation lawsuit in two weeks.

All of their lies will be exposed in front of an unbiased jury with no liberals on it, since the case will be brought in Arkansas or West Virginia and not in some urban shithole court system. Sorry libs, no Hillary or AOC donors will be allowed to decide this case. Only Trump voters will be selected since they’re the only Americans who can be trusted to hear the overwhelming evidence fairly. But the judge will probably just rule against CNN and MSNBC before the trial even starts because they reported made-up garbage stories like Paul Manafort and highly respected General Michael Flynn having secret meetings with Russians. Both were exonerated when President Trump justly pardoned them. Russian President Vladimir Putin has a very strong claim against them even beyond the 2016 election, since CNN and MSNBC have falsely reported that he sent troops to attack innocent people in Ukraine when he was really defending his country from their Fauci-funded Nazi bioweapons labs.

Just wait until Rachel Maddow has to take the stand and explain why she made up that story about Donald Trump Jr, a highly respected businessman, meeting with Russian agents to collude in the 2016 election. He said it was about adoptions! And collusion isn’t a crime anyway, so it’s clear that CNN and MSDNC are in big fucking trouble for defaming Trump and Russia. They’re going to have to pay billions and billions of dollars for their lies, way more than Fox News did for just having a different opinion than the mainstream media narrative about Dominion. Just wait libs, it’s coming.

National Zero will resume our regular news coverage now that we’ve offered our right wing readers a different perspective on the Fox News settlement. We hope they enjoyed this fantasy.

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