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Mike Lindell ordered to pay $5 million reward to data expert who debunked his “election hacking” bullshit at the “Cyber Symposium”

Remember when MyPillow assclown Mike Lindell threw that stupid “Cyber Symposium” in August 2021, offering a $5 million reward to anyone who could debunk his “proof” that the 2020 election was stolen from Trump by malevolent hackers from China and Venezuela? Well one is finally going to collect, as CNN reports an arbitration panel has ruled in favor of Robert Zeidman, one of the experts who showed up to the symposium, squashed Lindell’s inane claims about “packet data” and all sorts of other nonsense, then predictably had to sue the mustachioed pillow man for the prize.

“Based on the foregoing analysis, Mr Zeidman performed under the contract. He proved the data Lindell LLC provided, and represented reflected information from the November 2020 election, unequivocally did not reflect November 2020 election data. Failure to pay Mr Zeidman the $5 million prized was a breach of the contract, entitling him to recover,” wrote the arbitration panel in its ruling.

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