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Republican sales rep for The Villages pleads not guilty to throwing buffalo wings at wife during argument over suspected infidelity

The family-friendly image of The Villages retirement community in Florida was again badly tarnished on Easter Sunday when Robbie Audette, a registered Republican sales representative for Properties of The Villages, was arrested for allegedly throwing a box of buffalo wings at his wife after she angrily confronted him with accusations of infidelity, Villages-News.com reports.

The couple had just returned home from a party when Mrs Audette began berating Robbie as she suspected he was intent on going back out to meet up with his “lover.” Robbie admitted to receiving a text message from another woman, but claimed it was to ask him to tell his “jealous” wife to stop texting the other woman accusing her of homewrecking. Mrs Audette grabbed Robbie’s phone, causing him to throw the box of buffalo wings. Mrs Audette then locked herself in a closet, with Robbie banging on the door screaming profanities at her and threatening physical harm.

Robbie pleaded not guilty to misdemeanor assault earlier this week. It’s not clear if he’s still employed by The Villages’ corporate overlords. We’re also curious about whether the alleged infidelity actually occurred and the wife’s suspicions were justified. There’s no excuse for the domestic assault and menacing as described in the arrest report, we’re simply unsure of whether they’re both assholes and Robbie was lashing out at a paranoid, jealous psychopath who was humiliating him by harassing a platonic female acquaintance of his or if Mrs Audette was 100 percent right to rip into an abusive, adulterous scumbag husband. The Sumter County Sheriff’s Office arrest reports that the Villages-News sources from are usually pretty good about filling in those details.

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