ChiCom spy balloons are back!

Holy shit! The military is tracking another ChiCom spy balloon that flew over Hawaii late last week and is now headed east toward Mexico, NBC News reports. What if this one came from Wuhan and has bioweapons on board? What if it’s carrying a secret message and/or bags of cash for Hunter Biden? Why can’t the Air Force just scoop it out of the sky already? Don’t they want to protect Mexico from the ChiCom balloons? How much more balloon-o-mania coverage can America handle?

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