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FBI arrests Utah Homeland Security agent for selling bath salts

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Hegseth actually getting in front of something for once

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Don Jr 💔 Kim Guilfoyle

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Philippines veep fucks off from hearing on her threats to president

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Judge blocks Infowars sale to the Onion

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Jesse Watters really excited for US to annex Canada

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Stygian gorgon headed to land of ancient myths and legend

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Mangione’s manifesto

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Google-backed chatbot told kid to kill parents: lawsuit

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Manhattan DA asks judge to postpone Trump sentence to 2029

21 hours ago

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“There are still avenues to hold Hunter Biden accountable”

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Corn syrup country fears Bobby Jr’s influence on Trump policies

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Georgia cop kills woman in crash while rushing to respond to Russian false flag bomb threat at Marjorie Taylor Greene’s home

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Breitbart reports Biden copying Trump’s routine

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Orange Hitler mocks Trudeau as “governor” of Canada

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Tren de Aragua’s tentacles reach into North Dakota: New York Post

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Surgeon General nominee Rube Goldberg-icided her dad in 1990

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Tulsi doesn’t want to talk about her dude’s big loss

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Luigi Mangione named in Thompson assassination

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Arby’s employee killed in the line of duty after trying to kill cop

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Man in custody in Pennsylvania in connection to Thompson murder

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“Cause I love the Constitution, I’m an originalist, but…”

2 days ago

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Supreme Court turns away Trump Manhattan gag order petition

2 days ago

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True crime TikTokers meh on helping find UHC CEO’s assassin

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Yoon banned from leaving South Korea

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MAGA think tanker not optimistic about ending 14th Amendment

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Habba headed to the White House

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Assad given villain’s welcome in Moscow

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Orange Fuhrer says he’ll deport citizens born to illegal immigrants

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Long Island Trekkie getting non-stop harassment for her nerd-dom

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Bashar Al-Assad flees Syria

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Syrian rebels in Damascus, searching for Assad

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“Why Is the Media Fixated on Pete Hegseth While Anderson Cooper Takes Shots Every NYE on CNN?” asks right wing site

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South Korean president survives impeachment vote

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Random thoughts Friday, Volume CCIII

5 days ago

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Volcano near Anchorage, Alaska sounds like it’s getting all crampy and irritable like it’s that time when you should stay out of its way

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Fuentes booked

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NASA sets about unfucking Artemis lunar capsule’s heat shield

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“We’ve all had some indiscretions in our past and things like that”

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Bahamas also says fuck no to Trump deportees

5 days ago

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Romanian court nukes election result over Russian propaganda

5 days ago

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Orange Caesar says it’s going “very well” for nominee who told senators he’ll get sober if confirmed… also his mom called them too

5 days ago

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Peruvian prosecutors probing president’s plastic pruning procedure

5 days ago

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Sheinbaum seeks deal to avoid taking in non-Mexicans

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State media hands “Patriot of the Year” award to Dear Leader

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Fauci, Smith also on list of potential Biden preemptive pardons

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House GOP blocks Gaetz report release

6 days ago

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