Categories
Uncategorized

On Migration Panic Network, Roy wants to impeach Biden for following nation’s laws and Constitution

“Myorkas is gonna–[mumble] replace him. It’s like Whack-a-Mole.  You’ll get another Myorkas but if you impeach Biden, that totally is a different message to the American public,” woman who literally just endorsed an anti-constitutional coup for a second time Laura Ingraham asserts, without realizing the message is fascistic.  “I mean, I get what they’re saying–‘ the election’s around the corner’–but we’re gonna have ten million more people in the country if this spigot is left open for two years.  Do you not doubt we’re gonna have– we could have upwards of ten million people cross our border?”

“Basically the administration is saying, ‘Come on into the country. We’re gonna release you,'” says Republican insurrectionist Congressman Chip Roy of Texas.  “These are impeachable offenses.  Some Republicans try to say it’s not a high crime and misdemeanor.  Yes, it is.  [Ingraham interjects:  “Absolutely! Absolutely it is!”] It’s a blatant violation of their oath to defend the Constitution, to defend our nation.”

Our Constitution, in fact, assures individuals have equal rights on the law, and asylum seekers have the right to a hearing on their status.  Oh, and Laura, the people coming across the border won’t be eligible to vote in our elections until they individually gain citizenship.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

“A country that lives in forest”

3 hours ago

Orange Antichrist names zealot to lead US media agency

5 hours ago

New fire threatens jail in Los Angeles County

7 hours ago

Fired House Intel Chair worried replacement will be too focused on “Deep State” circlejerks rather than actual threats to America

8 hours ago

Nancy Mace eyeing gubernatorial run

9 hours ago

House GOP to continue investigating January 6th investigation

10 hours ago

MAGA Congressman publicly badgers “moderate” colleague

11 hours ago

Military to deploy 1,500 troops to border

12 hours ago

Insurrectionist considering inviting pardonees to White House

12 hours ago

Tim Burchett fucking sucks at whataboutery

13 hours ago

Kremlin asset posts some kayfabe

13 hours ago

Mike Johnson shreds presidential pardon abuse

14 hours ago

Depressed fish healthier after being provided with fake humans

14 hours ago

Floridians warned not to eat snow

14 hours ago

This never would’ve happened if Kamala Harris had been elected

15 hours ago

Reich DOJ orders investigations of local officials obstructing ICE

16 hours ago

Michigan Secretary of State tweets, deletes gubernatorial launch

17 hours ago

Why do we need more details?

17 hours ago

Murdochs apologize to Prince Harry over paparazzi bullshit

18 hours ago

Orange Satan demands apology from Christian

19 hours ago

“Yeah, we’re talking about conditions to this disaster aid”

1 day ago

Kash Patel was hired to a DEI internship in 2003

1 day ago

ChiComs execute man convicted in vehicular massacre

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Fat idiot says stupid shit to reporters

1 day ago

Orange Overlord tells Senate he’s looking at recess appointments

1 day ago

John Bolton informed Trump allowing him to be murdered by Iran

1 day ago

Dudu Fisher to perform at Chabad Jewish Center in Coral Springs

1 day ago

Hegseth’s ex-sister-in-law submits affidavit alleging abuse

1 day ago

Trump to announce AI Infrastructure Week

1 day ago

National security means arresting kids at school

1 day ago

Tiny D dutifully follows Trump executive order

2 days ago

Nikki Haley denaturalized

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Shrill harpy faces confirmation hearing

2 days ago

Family members of US military among Afghans fucked by Trump

2 days ago

MAGA arsonist and wife, dressed as firefighters and driving old auction-bought fire truck, arrested trying to enter Palisades area

2 days ago

Chef notes he quit before he could be fired

2 days ago

Felon-in-Chief nukes Biden order lowering prescription costs

2 days ago

Enrique Tarrio released from prison

2 days ago

Marco Rubio confirmed unanimously

2 days ago

“What appeared to be a fascist salute”

2 days ago

Scorecard 2025

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Deer feeding in rural Maine

3 days ago

LIVE UPDATES: The second Trump Regime comes into power

3 days ago

Orange Warlord to revoke clearances for the “51 former officials”

3 days ago

Biden Pardon-palooza Day is here!

3 days ago

The Oranges of Wrath

3 days ago

Dumb sheep benefit massively in Biden’s booming solar industry

3 days ago

Team Orange orders inauguration jumbotrons taken down

3 days ago

Lindsey hungover and angry again

4 days ago

U-Haul trapped in frozen Maine lake until weather gets colder

4 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x