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MAGA Land feeling sort of maybe just a little let down by Durham

“Unless Kevin McCarthy is going to mount the rostrum tomorrow at sunrise and call a vote to defund the FBI, this is 300 pages of toilet paper. Seven years in the milling,” – The current top comment on the PowerLine Blog article “Durham Report Rips FBI,” posted Monday night.

“The Mummy walks!! We’d almost forgotten about the glacial Mr. Durham, but those who predicted a snooze fest instead of a bombshell report appear to have been correct. The only, very minor “plus” is that it confirms what anyone not afflicted with either the Evening News or full-blown TDS has known all along, that the Russia-Russia Collusion hoax was exactly that, a baseless hyper-partisan hoax or, dare we say, ‘witch hunt’ invented by Hillbag” – Top comment on the PJ Media article. It actually goes on for a lot longer than that, but we had to cut it down for pacing reasons.

“300 pages.. and it TOOK SEVEN YEARS?” – The top comment on the Breitbart article.

“Over 750 people went to jail, due to the Mueller investigation, for crimes that had nothing to do with the investigation, and for crimes that were imposed by the investigation. Lives and families were permanently destroyed. Nobody will be held accountable for those crimes and the crimes found in the Durham investigation” – Very tiny violin-y top comment on the Daily Wire’s article.

“4 years and the guy tells us what we’ve all known all along Thought he was supposed to be the guy to get something done. Besides make a lot of money, of course. These people are a joke” – The current top comment on the Gateway Pundit’s article. Lots of upvotes on that one.

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