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Face it libs, the Durham Report just got Trump reelected

Monday’s release of the long-awaited Durham Report landed on the Democrat media establishment like an asteroid with hundreds of nuclear bombs attached to it flying at the speed of light, totally and utterly annihilating them forever as it almost certainly basically just got Trump reelected. Tens of millions of Americans will read it in its entirety, with page after page of absolute atrocities committed by the FBI and Hillary Clinton before, during, and after the 2016 election.

It’s just so devastating for Democrats, it’s hard where to even know where to begin with how good this is for President Trump in the upcoming election. Suburban soccer moms in key swing counties are probably already using a highlighter to single out all the damaging evidence of crimes committed by Hillary and Obama and then sharing those on the Facebook mom groups. Go visit a Target or Walmart today and you’ll see dozens of them in the aisles with tears in their eyes, trading notes and asking each other how Peter Strzok and Andrew McCabe could have gotten away with all the horrible things they did to the president. Might as well just declare Trump the winner now and save the effort of 18 months of 2024 election coverage on TV and the internet.

Democrats are going to wish the report was delayed until after the election because they are so fucked with swing voters. The 2016 election and the Durham Report will absolutely be the number one issue in the 2024 election and it’s a winning one for Republicans. Who can honestly look at Durham’s chilling description of how the FBI made up the phony Steele Dossier and still vote for a Democrat after that? That witch hunt was pure treason and no made-up BS about guns or abortion is going to stop the American people from standing up and avenging this horrific crime against them.

National Zero will resume our regular news coverage now that we’ve exposed the coming political devastation wrought by the Durham Report. We hope our MAGA readers enjoyed this analysis.

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