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High school dropout, dick-wagging husband may be divorcing

Mesa County, Colorado court records indicate that 36 year-old grandma idiot Congresswoman Lauren Boebert and her dick-wagging husband Jayson have a hearing scheduled for May 31st in case number D392023DR30076, which you can see by searching the Colorado Judicial Branch’s website under last name “Boebert” and putting “1 month” in the “Date Range” field.

The “DR” code is key as the CJB’s website says the “Domestic Relations Division of the Family Court deals with cases involving Dissolution of Marriage (divorce), Dissolution of a Civil Union, Legal Separation, Invalidity of Marriage, Allocation of Parental Rights. This type of case has ‘DR’ in its case number (for example 2015DR001), which stands for ‘Domestic Relations’ Litigants are strongly encouraged to consult a lawyer before filing any type of family case,” a very strong indication that Boebert is following in the hoofsteps of her frenemy fellow white nationalist QAnon Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene in seeing her marriage fall apart under constant media attention as they unceasingly seek fucking obnoxious new ways to gain constant media attention.

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