The Friday article titled “Holland Township Taco Bell employees’ terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day” from local Michigan paper the Holland Sentinel deserves some serious recognition for its deadpan description of a series of police responses to the Taco Bell location at 190 North River Avenue in the town, starting with Jeremy Chankongsinh’s arrest shortly after midnight on April 30th.
Lesser reporters than Tess Ware would not have bothered with the Freedom of Information Act to ascertain the truth about the law and order inflicted upon Chankongsinh’s genitals. Or how he screamed “Fuck you, send the dog. (I’ll) fight it off and fight everyone here,” to police. Or the other asshole (who had previously been banned from the Taco Bell location) arrested for throwing a credit card reader at an employee’s head when it wouldn’t work. Give Ware’s reporting a read.