Man shoots roommate in ass for eating last Hot Pocket

Maybe he just wanted to put him out of his obvious misery: A 64-year-old Louisville, Kentucky man shot his roommate for committing the unforgivable sin of eating the last Hot Pocket, NBC News reports.

According to the police report, Clifton Williams got into a fight with his unnamed roommate over the frozen sandwich of unspecified flavor, during which Williams pelted the roommate “with tiles.” As the roommate retreated to outside, Williams retrieved his gun and shot his roommate in the ass. The bullet wasn’t fatal. The Hot Pocket? We’ll see.

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