Jesse Watters is more than a little upset over the news that Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith is getting ready to drop the hammer on his Orange Allah over the Mar-a-Lago docs shitshow. In the brief clip above, Watters cries over Trump getting impeached for trying to strong-arm Ukraine into announcing an investigation of Joe and Hunter Biden over that Burisma shit in 2019.

It takes a little distance to really appreciate how fucking stupid that was. If the line was supposed to be “Anyone who does business in Ukraine must be very corrupt because it’s a very corrupt country” then why the fuck would voters trust the word of the Ukrainian government? Remember this was before Americans got to know (and for the most part admire) Volodymyr Zelensky. Trump and his minions thought Zelensky merely announcing a non-existent investigation into the Bidens would’ve torpedoed Joe’s candidacy. We don’t know how it would’ve turned out if Trump had gotten away with it, but does anyone seriously think it would have worked out so much better for him if he had simply lied and said the Bidens were under federal criminal investigation here at home in the United States? Even if the FBI and Justice Department publicly contradicted Trump there’s almost no chance Democrats would’ve impeached him simply for lying about something like that.

Anyway Jesse Watters is a whiny bitch, which makes him so perfect for Fox News and Trump fans.